Let's say I meet a boy and I'm making a good connection
We go back to my place to show a little affection
But for some reason I can't maintain an erection
I go into the front room so he won't feel rejection
I get hard just looking at my CD collection

Let's say I finally get it up but I don't wear any protection
Two or three weeks later I wind up with an infection
I go to the doctor to give it an inspection
But I can't afford the doctor to give me an injection
Cuz I spent all my money on my CD collection

CD collection, CD collection
I've got a bad complexion and I often feel dejection
I need some psychological correction
And some dermatological dissection
But I'd forgo it all to build my CD collection

Throughout all my years I've done serious introspection
It seems that my life is lacking a direction
I'll probably never attain my goal of spiritual perfection
But I'll die with a bitchin CD collection

CD collection, CD collection
I've got a marvelous selection, I've divided it into sections
When asked for a predilection I don't need time for reflection
I'd forgo it all to build my CD collection

CD collection, CD collection
Confection, detection, resurrection, C-Section
Insurrection, vivisection...